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The Simpsons - 20x03 - Double Double Boy in Trouble
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The D'Oh-Ghnut Team
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{\THE LEFTORIUM
NEXT RIGHT}
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How did you ever come up
with an idea like crazy bowling?
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I googled "girls having fun"
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and after wading
through 97,000 pages of porn,
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I found "crazy bowling".
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That's odd. There isn't a single man
in this whole bowling alley.
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The pin!
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It's pretty sad when I can't pick up
a guy on super nacho tuesday.
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- Where'd they all go?
- You know men,
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probably at a baseball game
or a bar.
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Come on, you pansies!
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I've seen fiercer fights
in parliament!
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Yes, what is this,
prime minister's question time?
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Is it that?
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There's no better violence
than self-inflicted violence.
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Thanks for bringing me here.
I'll remember this day on my deathbed.
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Not everyone has a deathbed, son.
You could die suddenly.
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Maybe some punk kid
will shoot me to get into a gang.
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Maybe.
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Three hours of half-naked guys
fighting like animals.
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Just like the ancient romans.
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Except their empire
was falling apart.
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Stupid romans.
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Ask him.
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Sir, could you sign my program
with a swear word?
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Filthy but obscure with a subtle
scatological undertone.
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Sure, no problem.
25$ please.
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Pay the man, boy.
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Now, listen,
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I know we saw
some awesome beat-downs tonight,
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but remember,
don't try this at home.
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Do it at the schoolyard.
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Someplace where, if you get hurt,
we can sue not just them
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but the school, the county, the state,
and that jackass Joe Biden.
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Python neck clinch and...
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Out.
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Maybe I was promoted
to green belt too early.
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Next victim.
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Here we go.
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- Where's your brother?
- I don't know.
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Chasing ducks, buried alive?
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He'll be missed.
Let's move, I got to collect pine cones.
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Die, die, die!
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Just follow the "dies", mom.
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Why me?
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I'm glad
your father isn't here to see this.
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Kill, kill, kill!
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Bart, let him go.
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But mom, I'm winning.
Look at this... his lunch money.
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God didn't give you legs
so you could use them as scissors.
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I was just doing the moves
I learned from Ultimate Punching.
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Ultimate Punching?
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- "Ultimate" makes everything worse.
- Not Frisbee.
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- Otto, don't you have a sack to hacky?
- Indeed I do.
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One...
I messed up.
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One...
I messed up.
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One...
I messed up.
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I'm going to put a stop
to this Ultimate Punching.
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You can't stop an entire sport.
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You'd need several other mothers,
some school officials and clergymen.
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A place to meet.
Some snacks.
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- What else?
- A phone tree is invaluable.
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How you fixed for staplers?
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Those fliers don't stick
to phone poles by themselves.
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Nelson,
you really have a knack for this.
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When I grow up,
I hope to go into event planning.
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Maybe someday
you can do Lisa's wedding.
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I'd like that.
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- My god.
- So violent.
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- Bumped his nose!
- He hit him.
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This goes on for a while.
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Call me a killjoy,
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but I think that
because this is not to my taste.
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No one else
should be able to enjoy it.
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I'm all over that.
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Mom, don't do this.
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This sport is as fun for me
as having kids is for you.
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Tell her, dad.
You love it even more than I do.
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Ultimate Punching
is exploitative, violent,
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and a bad influence
on our young people.
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Studies have shown she's right.
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What the...
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Chocolate, whipped cream,
cherries...
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She got to you
with a piece of black forest cake.
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It wasn't just a piece,
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it was the whole cake!
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Frosting like snow
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on the eaves of a Bavarian castle!
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- Glad you didn't come cheap.
- I couldn't help it!
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She knew my one weakness.
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That I'm weak!
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One, two, we say boo!
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Three, four, stop the gore!
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Five, six, who's got tix?
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Seven, eight, use that gate.
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We need to take this
into the belly of the beast.
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Mr. Scalper, give me a ticket.
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I am not a scalper.
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I am a dude
whose 200 friends did not show up.
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- What do we do now?
- Let's talk about her behind her back.
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Have you ever noticed
how her baby never says a thing?
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I think it saw something awful.
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- Me, too.
- That's exactly what it is.
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What else could it be?
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That woman has natural breasts.
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This can't be good.
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I'm Marge Simpson,
and I will not rest
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until you tear down this septagon.
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What?
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Crazy dame.
Nobody tears down the septagon.
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Except for the arena crew,
because Hufflesnuffs on ice
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needs the space tomorrow.
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Wait a minute, I have a better idea.
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Marge, I'm Chett Englebrecht,
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UPKCC founder, commissioner
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and public face of the sport.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Guys, please.
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When you yell like that,
no one can hear me.
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I'm here to ask you
one simple thing:
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please go out of business
and donate all your profits.
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At least in other sports,
they're trying to put a ball in a net,
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or a zone.
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But in this sport
they don't put anything in anything.
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And if they did,
I wouldn't wanna see it.
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- Okay, you win.
- What?
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Annoying lady,
you make a great point.
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I am going to shut down this sport.
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- Really?
- If you meet me in the septagon,
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fight me, and beat me.
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What? That's crazy.
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What's wrong, Marge?
Do you have to ask your husband?
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Good one!
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That flattens my soda pop.
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You're on.
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- What'd I miss?
- Nothin'.
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Mom, you can't fight that guy.
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Yeah, he'll knock your block off.
You're beautiful block.
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Thank you, Homie.
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Listen, of all the crazy things
I've ever done,
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this is the craziest,
and you're doing it.
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I can't back out.
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This is for a cause
that's bigger than I am.
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If Gandhi could go without eating
for a whole three-hour movie,
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I can do this.
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Besides, I'm a woman.
He'll probably go easy on me.
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- Or kick the crap out of you.
- Watch your language, moron.
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If I'm going to open a can
of whup-tushy,
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I'd better get in shape
with some rhythmic gymnastics.
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We gotta stop her
from going through with this fight.
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This goes against every feminist bone
in my body.
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But dad,
can't you control your woman?
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How can I control her?
I have nothing to withhold!
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Man... now she's writing cutesy things
with the ribbon.
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Homer, this is bad.
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One unlucky punch
and Marge could be bedridden for life.
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Unable to move anything
but her left toe.
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Marge, if only I knew
what these paintings meant.
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I know the woman I loved
is still in there somewhere,
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behind all this nonsense.
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We gotta get her
some professional training.
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Carl, do you know heavyweight champ,
Drederick Tatum?
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What? You think just 'cause I'm black
I know all other black people?
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Actually, Drederick and I
are very good friends.
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We met through Dr. Hibbert at a party
at bleeding gums Murphy's house.
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You have definitely come
to the right crib.
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I'm always happy
to impart my pugilistic prowess
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to a punching parvenu.
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Now, the first lesson
will be to work the tattoos.
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Flaming skull. Obama.
Scooby-doo. Scooby-doo.
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Now, work "The Lord's prayer".
I'm gonna order some lion food.
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Hello? How you doin'?
I'd like to order two gazelles,
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an impala and throw in
a couple of wildebeests.
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And a two-liter bottle
of diet cherry cola.
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You just have one-liter bottles?
Cancel the whole order.
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The second element
of mixed martial arts is jujitsu,
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in which we use an opponent's strength
against himself.
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But I sneak
some of my strength in there, too.
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Now, attack me with great anger!
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Surprising move!
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Next: Homer!
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Now, we stick foot in mouth,
tie arms like pretzel,
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and pop discs in spine
like bubble wrap.
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- Is he okay?
- He feels no pain.
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Sorry, my English is not so good.
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I mean, he feels only pain.
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Back when I wrestled at Yale,
I was in the lightest weight category.
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"Ether weight."
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Get ready to face the wrath
of the "New Haven Nuisance"!
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Side-mount! Takedown! Advantage!
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Reversal! Reversal!
Clinch! Clinch, I say!
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Listen, I'm late for a PTA meeting.
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In order to save money,
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the following presidents
will not be taught:
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Buchanan, Fillmore,
Pierce, Bush, Bush...
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Stop that!
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Saratoga slam!
Aristotle's dilemma!
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Knickerbocker knucklebreaker!
And so on.
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I bet we got ten minutes
'till the kids wake up.
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Tomorrow night your bedroom
will be the septagon.
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Your sleeping pill
will be my punches.
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What's that book you're reading?
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Eat, pray, love.
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More like "beat, slay, shove!"
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The fireworks begin tomorrow!
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I said tomorrow!
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- No can do. We're out of fireworks.
- Why'd you shoot 'em off now?
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I have trouble concentrating.
I should be on antidepressants.
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- Where was I?
- Beat, slay, shove.
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Right,"beat, slay, shove!"
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The fireworks start tomorrow!
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I found some more, but that was it!
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A lot of people think
bullies are born awesome,
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but the fact is, we have to train.
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You don't get garlic knots like these
unless you work the bag.
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- Is there someone in there?
- It's my own fault.
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I looked them in the eye
when I gave them my lunch money.
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Someone should tell your principal!
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I'm aware of the situation.
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I came here to tell you
it's not too late to back out.
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I can't back out,
because if I fight him tomorrow,
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it'll be a less violent world
for you kids in the future.
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There must be a better way.
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Certainly!
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Marge Simpson reporting for duty!
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Dad, I keep telling you,
that won't work.
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Let's go, Marge.
My class reunion starts in an hour.
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I have a confession to make.
I'm just Homer dressed as Marge.
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Yeah, but last year
I took Barney dressed as Marge.
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They'll think you look better.{\Think how much butter
they'll think you look.}
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You'd better not leave me
and talk to your friends all night.
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Keep talkin' like that
and I'll leave you here now!
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Krusty, I'm honored
you invited me tonight.
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Yeah, I thought a noisy public place
would be the best spot
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to tell you
I've been dating your wife.
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What?
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Also, could you tell her
I'm dumping her?
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After 11 years the thrill is gone.
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I tried my best
to talk you out of this.
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But since you're going through
with it, I beg you,
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just stay out of his way
and don't get hurt.
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Mom, if you punch him in the junk,
you'll get no disrespect from me.
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Did you know that's a haiku?
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Time to square off in the ring...
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That is the septagon!
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In this corner, weighing in at...
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Nobody needs to know that!
Skeep ahead.
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Stands
the "mom I'd like to fight"...
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And four obtuse angles over,
weighing in at 115 pounds,
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Chett Englebrecht!
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And, now...
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Let's begin to rumba!
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We've been ready for hours!
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I had car trouble!
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Don't worry.
Don't want to hurt you.
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I knew it!
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That's the first time I hit a woman
I didn't love.
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Come on! Get back on your feet!
I believe in you!
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- I'm doin' it, Moe!
- Not you.
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Thank God.
The pressure's off.
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I'll save you!
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Hit my mom, will ya?
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I'm gonna knock you out
and moon your corpse.
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00:18:08,464 -- 00:18:11,381
Heck, I'll fight anyone.
Except a man of my own size.
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That's... my... son.
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Tap out!
Don't make me break your arm!
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00:18:41,956 -- 00:18:44,874
Lady, why don't you break out
the lipstick and kiss my ass?
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There sure is a lot of talkin'
for a professional fight.
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00:18:47,962 -- 00:18:49,962
That's what you get
when you fight a woman.
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And they spend all day eating bonbons
and watching general hospital.
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Which, by the way,
has never been better.
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00:18:58,970 -- 00:19:01,224
Okay, I give! I give!
You're better than me!
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Really? Thank you.
285
00:19:03,394 -- 00:19:06,479
Now, let me go!
Turn your back and take a bow.
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Okeydoke.
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I'd just like to say one thing.
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I only agreed to this fight
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because I wanted
to stop the violence.
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00:19:35,966 -- 00:19:39,511
And sure I got into great shape
and met some fun people,
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00:19:39,636 -- 00:19:43,640
but I ended up discovering
my own dark side.
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00:19:44,141 -- 00:19:46,477
So from now on,
the only thing I'm fighting
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00:19:46,602 -- 00:19:48,937
is this cold I'm coming down with.
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00:19:51,481 -- 00:19:53,942
Mom, that's a beautiful thought.
295
00:19:54,818 -- 00:19:57,072
I wish somebody would've
stuck around to hear it.
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00:19:57,322 -- 00:19:58,448
Where did they go?
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00:19:58,616 -- 00:20:02,534
Two drunk guys were fighting outside
and everyone went to watch.
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00:20:03,285 -- 00:20:04,912
Can I go, Marge?
Can I? Can I?
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00:20:05,037 -- 00:20:06,747
No. Let's go home.
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00:20:06,872 -- 00:20:09,875
We can enjoy
some mixed "marital" arts.
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No holds barred.
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Hey, Lise...
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I don't know when we'll be
in a septagon again.
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Wanna settle this bad blood
that's been going on since you're born?
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You're on.